Land of the Lost
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IMDB rating: 5.50 Plot: On his latest expedition, Dr. Rick Marshall (Ferrell) is sucked into a space-time vortex alongside his research assistant (Friel) and a redneck survivalist (McBride). In this alternate universe, the trio make friends with a primate named Chaka (Taccone), their only ally in a world full of dinosaurs and other fantastic creatures. Can they all make it back to our world alive, and if so: Will Dr. Marshall can go from zero to hero with his discoveries? |
Actors: Anderson Andreas,Ashworth Landon,Bauer Seth,Baumel Shane,Bowie Dre,Boylan John,Brunsink Trevor,Callison Zach,Clark T.S.,Craig David,Derek Kyle,Dorel Scott,Ethridge Jon Kent,Ferrell Will,Guess Sean Michael,Adventure,Comedy,Sci-Fi,
I need some criticism?
Johnny was a soldier, wasn’t very old
A kid of 18, and did what he was told
Got good grades, prime valedictorian
poor motherfucker, so I’ll tell you his story
He didn’t have the cash to put himself through school
wanted to go college anything he could do
And one day, the army promised pay day
If he went abroad to shoot his problems away
And he enlisted in front-lines, blunt of the force
Graduated high school, and suddenly felt lost
What had he done? Signed his life to his gun
Two year contract, thinking," Run Johnny Run"
And Johnny got his gun, three months basic training
Dealing with trife life and incredible pain he
couldn’t begin to handle, all of life’s demands
a kid from the safe town, put in the bad lands
Three months in, to his term of service
Johnny got shot, did he really deserve this?
Cause he wasnt old enough to smoke, or drink
But he picked up a gun, yo, think, Johhny, think!
Johnny’s just a grunt, a pawn in the front
seeing nightmares, tired of the hunt
The things he had done, the things he had seen
So far away from his Ivy League Dream
The two years he fought, they felt so long
And Johnny knew,that he’d done something wrong
Couldn’t live with the pain, severe mental strains
blood on his trigger finger was something like a stain
Cause he could grow older, but his heart would grow colder
Never got to bloom, and watch life unfold
And Johnny was depressed, so they put on him Speed
The more he fought, the more he’d need
Only twenty years in on his life
And Johnny’s already contemplating suicide
Cause he didn’t think that he had any worth
Like he had a place on this Mother Earth
And when he came back to the states, Johnny changed
No more clean slate, calling himself deranged
Cause he was now a veteran. Hell. He had been there
And now he couldn’t get a job, had to live on welfare
And as far as college goes, he never had time for it
Money was hard to get, he resorted to crime for it
Never got his pensions. Never got his pay.
A young and tortured soul, struggling every day
why should I strive to be alive, he asked himself
A jaded motherfucker who didn’t want help
And after a year of being home from the war
Johnny put a bullet in his head, but what for?
Maybe cuz he knew, what others try to seek
Maybe cuz they didn’t listen when Johnny tried to speak
Maybe what he saw, was violent and wrong
And Johnny was just a kid, he didn’t last long
So….i dont really care if you like it or not, i just wanna know the why
Dat Shit DooDoo, Where da Bitches At?
Swaggin Like No Other | Feb 01, 2010
I FELT LIKE POURING HYDROGEN PEROXIDE ON MY EYEZ AFTER READING THIS.
M@N 3GG L | Feb 01, 2010
I don’t usually like the weak sh!t they be postin on here but that was tough my ni99az….straight 8 no less….nice
DaT B!GGz BK 31@xxX | Feb 01, 2010
Bored
Fresh2Death | Feb 01, 2010
that a poem
akafarraryf50 | Feb 01, 2010
